http://www.freethoughtpedia.com/index.php?title=Second_coming&feed=atom&action=history Second coming - Revision history 2024-03-29T15:12:08Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.17.5 http://www.freethoughtpedia.com/index.php?title=Second_coming&diff=8324&oldid=prev Pile at 18:30, 4 October 2009 2009-10-04T18:30:17Z <p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{cleanup}}<br /> The &quot;Second Coming&quot; is a fantasy held by [[Christian|delusional people]] who were mentally traumatized as children by their parents. They hold that the [[Jesus Christ|zombie]] they worship, who is both their god and the son of their god at the same time (and a magical spook at the same time too) turned in to bread and wine and then flew away 2000 years ago, and will some day return.<br /> <br /> Wonderbread has no comment on the issue, though it is rumored that Smuckers and Skippy are excited at the sales all that bread will generate.<br /> <br /> The Christians, specifically but not exclusively the &quot;[[Dispensationalist|dispensationalist]]&quot; death cult variety, believe that when he returns the &quot;good&quot; Christians will also fly away leaving all the &quot;evil&quot; people behind. Us &quot;evil&quot; people kind of hope it's true so these insane people will go away once and for all.<br /> <br /> [[category:christianity]]<br /> [[category:scriptural arguments]]<br /> [[category:historical arguments]]</div> Pile