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Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an 'A' in math.
She could no longer hold her curiosity... She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?"Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
- A priest and a rabbi are sitting in the park when an attractive young lad walks past. The priest says 'let's screw that little kid.' The rabbi says 'out of what?'
Ten Anglican priest wannabes enroll for Anglican priest college. They are put through their paces, learning all about the bible and how to do the whole church thing. At the end of the course they are all called into a room for the final examination. The examiner tells them to take off all their clothes and attach bells to their penises.
Then the door opens and a stripper walks in. The examiner says, "ok boys, if I hear a single bell ring, that wannabe priest will fail his exam and never become a part of the church."
The stripper performs a striptease for each wannabe priest, one at a time, and not a single bell rings - until she gets to the last wannabe priest. His bell rings so loud and so hard that it falls off. Embarrassed, the priest bends over to pick it up......and nine other bells start ringing.
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